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Controversial Fashion Has Womens´ Groups Up In Arms
DALLAS - The innocuous tank top has earned a bad reputation through such labels as dago-T, muscle shirt and wife beater. But it is this last misnomer that has caused a recent controversy. A Web site that sells sleeveless shirts embroidered with the words Wife Beater has come under attack by domestic abuse agencies who say the retailer encourages violence against women. The creator of the Web site said he´s just using humor to sell the shirts and accuses women´s rights groups of overreacting. James Doolin told The Dallas Morning News, I can´t do nothing for them...but convicted wife beaters get a discount with proof of conviction.
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hey, yeah!
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greycells
(05.12.2001 11:09:43 PM EST)
these things tend to give ideas to people who have till now been in the blissful state of ignorance. But here are my indirect slogan ideas which just might escape bans.
"she don't listen" (as an excuse to beat her)
"let live and you will live!" (as a way to say "stop demanding")
"she made me" (as in she made me do it)
"WBAA" (wife beaters association of america)
"DV rulez" (domestic violence)
yeah.. and i want royalty for these.
Baby Tshirts
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started by
jadair2000
(05.10.2001 4:28:37 PM EST)
How about a Tshirt for babies that says, "Naps Suck"
I'm going to
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(05.10.2001 12:15:51 PM EST)
open a store that sells t-shirts
that say liberal democrate killer.
anyone with proof of doing so get a free shirt and a trip to any place they want.
I'm going to
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Anonymous Goofball
(05.10.2001 12:15:47 PM EST)
open a store that sells t-shirts
that say liberal democrate killer.
anyone with proof of doing so get a free shirt and a trip to any place they want.
nice try
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tigersnake38
(05.09.2001 9:31:44 PM EST)
good start now lets get into some real sick shit
sick mofo
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craigerj
(05.09.2001 6:42:45 PM EST)
Men who beat women are cowards;They can't take a man so they beat on women.I'm not saying the man who sell's tank tops does not deserve to make aliving; But his advertising ploy is nasty.
dinner time
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dockterp
(05.08.2001 11:29:14 PM EST)
I recently heard that there are millions of battered women across the country. That was upsetting to me to find this out. Ive been eatin' mine plain all my life.
Damn it....
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started by
proverbialchump
(05.08.2001 7:32:18 PM EST)
I knew there was something I forgot to do today.
Wife beating
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started by
sted5
(05.08.2001 4:06:38 PM EST)
Is not funny, violence against woman
of any sort is not funny,make love not war,] ah fuck it! give me a discount tank top and ill give her a bit of a slapping.
azezs@hotmail.com
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Anonymous Goofball
(05.08.2001 11:27:15 AM EST)
sex
Bizarre News Comment
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jprestly
(05.08.2001 9:30:07 AM EST)
Hey man. Forget the top, just give me the tank!
I never beat my old lady, but for a half-priced shirt, I might take a whack at 'er.
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