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´Honey Monster´ Performs an Expensive Practical Joke

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 05/10/2001
 
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LONDON - It could be considered the ultimate congealed weapon - 320 pounds of raw, body fat. Andrew Baldry, who is of the aforementioned weight, performed a belly-flop on 140 pound co-worker Christopher Purvis at the meat packing plant in Beccles, eastern England. Purvis said the 6-foot-2 Baldry, nicknamed Honey Monster, belly-flopped on top of him as three other workers pinned him down. He suffered cracked ribs and has not returned to work since the incident last June. Judge John Holt of Bury St. Edmunds Crown Court ordered Baldry to perform 180 hours community service and to pay Purvis $1,000 in a ruling this past Wednesday.

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Somehow I feel that.... (0 replies)
started by willi
(05.10.2001 4:46:36 PM EST)

Andrew Baldry can be found at English soccer games participating in the deadly stampedes of fans that Great Britain is so fondly known for.

All Monster, no Honey!

Only $1,000?!?!?! (0 replies)
started by BriRedfern
(05.10.2001 11:04:36 AM EST)

Here is a fine example of a judge that knows how much an honest to goodness trailer park bound Redneck can afford..... They do have Rednecks in England right? Oh, they don't? Well, there goes that theory.....

I smell like a hippy in this outfit......

WWF (0 replies)
started by sted5
(05.10.2001 5:20:54 AM EST)

hony monster does the big splash !!!

320!?!? (0 replies)
started by nakedcanuck
(05.10.2001 0:32:22 AM EST)


That's nearly three people!

The Naked Canuck

Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
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started by neggyman
(05.10.2001 0:16:39 AM EST)

fat bastard

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