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By: BizarreNewsPublished: 05/11/2001
 
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ARIZONA - Two schoolgirls eagerly volunteered to bake a cake for their Estrella Mountain Elementary School carnival in Arizona. The good deed was to be the prize in one of the carnival competitions. But instead of flour, eggs and sugar the girls used dog excrement, pond water, and laxatives to make the batter. The girls were nice enough, however, to top the cake with whipped cream and Snickers bars. Something (probably the smell) must have alerted officials, and the treat was confiscated before anyone could eat any. The girls were questioned and could be charged with conspiracy to commit assault. The offending prize was taken to a laboratory for ingredient analysis.

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nasty teacher (1 reply)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.15.2001 6:35:28 PM EST)

in hafford county pa, a teacher was caught doing a 7 way orgy with some students. another student walked in right at the climax.

Hot off the press!!!! (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.14.2001 5:57:07 AM EST)

I an unpresedented statement today, Hammy announced to the world that he has in-fact been shagging a small boy. He said " Ah love it when he spills milk on me. Ah get a raging boner. ITS GREAT!"

HAMMY IS A GOD (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.14.2001 5:56:11 AM EST)

CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF, HAMMY INFACT IS A BRONZE ADONIS WHILE CRAIGY BOY MERELY STEALS PEOPLES SOILED PANTS

craigy-boy is small (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.14.2001 5:51:25 AM EST)

craigy-boy has been sentanced to 2 years toilet sniffing after he was found with various pieces of fruit up has arse.

Whit the fuck! (2 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.14.2001 5:32:11 AM EST)

Awright mucker! Craigy-boy here ya cunts! Gies a bite o yer fanny!

The Irony... (0 replies)
started by DeaddyBear
(05.11.2001 11:35:26 PM EST)

is that I bet that now they feel like SHIT!

JUST BE GLAD IM NOT YOUR KID

Ha ha ha no (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.11.2001 7:59:55 PM EST)

That was a joke? Y is that supposed to be funny. Some one has waaay too much time on their hands u socially-impaired loser.

Hey, (0 replies)
started by willi
(05.11.2001 2:57:08 PM EST)

In any recipe book that I have ever seen, two cups of dog poop has always been a suitable substitute for one cup of flour.

"BEWARE THE BAKED GOODS WITH BABY RUTHS PERCHED ATOP THEM!"

Very nice (1 reply)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.11.2001 9:58:55 AM EST)

rehashed repost from rotten.com.

EAT THIS (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.11.2001 8:33:14 AM EST)

MAKE THEM EAT IT AND BARK LIKE DOGS WHILE SNIFFING EACH OTHER'S BUTTS.

what the?!? (0 replies)
started by blackholesungod
(05.11.2001 1:28:19 AM EST)

shit... i though for sure it was gonna be something like " the two girls made a hash cake & got all the elementary school children stoned"...
now, im not saying that would be good, cuz kids shouldnt do drugs... adolescents maybe, but not kids...

just wasnt expecting them to make a laxative & poo cake, but if they are like 10, then i can kinda understand it... and if thats the case, whats the deal with charging kids with adult laws?!?

fuck... this is long...

Yeah! ah 1, 2! ah 1, 2! what the FUCK ya gonna DO!?!??!

weed instead (0 replies)
started by bronson1
(05.11.2001 0:12:20 AM EST)

i would have used pot...at least it would havve been fun....

oh my....

holy crap (0 replies)  
started by raindrop78
(05.11.2001 0:05:46 AM EST)

that's gross. i wonder how old these girls were? i have dog poop in my backyard they can use

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