"We ended the rule of one of history's worst tyrants, and in doing so we notonly freed the American people, we made our own people more secure." —Bush, on regime change in the United States Source: Federal Document Clearinghouse, "President George W. Bush and AustralianPrime Minister John Howard Hold Joint Media Availability," May 3, 2003
Random Quote
"I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." —Steven Wright, Comedian
Snapple Facts
#190 Thailand means "Land of the Free".
Yo Mama ...
like Betty Crocker icing: Always ready to spread.
One Liners
Q: What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex? A: Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
TAIPEI - It could be the considered the Scarlet Letter of the new millennium. Officer Feng Te-ming has allegedly branded a schoolgirl on the breast with the words ´night cat,´ which is slang for prostitute. The two supposedly got together after meeting on the internet. Te-Ming took the 17-year-old girl to his home, and accused her of being a prostitute after she took a mobile phone call. Investigators say the officer and the girl agreed to the branding with a heated steel wire as punishment if he agreed not to arrest her. Te-Ming has since been fired and has paid compensation to the girl.
You must register to participate in this discussion.
joke
(0 replies)
started by
sc5811
(05.30.2001 1:29:06 PM EST)
sucks
funny??
(0 replies)
started by
Anonymous Goofball
(05.16.2001 7:03:30 AM EST)
thats just not as funny as this web site http://geocities.com/mcdade999/index.html
im a dumb fuck
(1 reply)
started by
Anonymous Goofball
(05.13.2001 10:11:40 PM EST)
"night cat"......lol
LÖL
(1 reply)
started by
Anonymous Goofball
(05.13.2001 10:06:39 PM EST)
man that fuKIn fuNNy "NICE CAT"........lmao
Twat
(0 replies)
started by
Anonymous Goofball
(05.13.2001 1:22:07 PM EST)
not funny this is shit
ass
(0 replies)
started by
BULLDAWG992
(05.13.2001 7:07:49 AM EST)
in tiapai you idiot!
Ouch !!!
(0 replies)
started by
sted5
(05.13.2001 5:44:28 AM EST)
Its a shame theres no picture.
First
(0 replies)
started by
flint
(05.13.2001 1:43:33 AM EST)
I wonder where this supposedly took place. Either way, that's one stupid girl ;/
Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.
Lightning Kills Motorcyclist A motorcyclist died after he was struck by lightning while riding in rush hour traffic between Denver and Boulder ...
06.22.2006
Snake Fails To Show Up For Wedding ... Honestly A woman who fell in love with a snake has reportedly married the reptile at a traditional Hindu wedding celebrated by 2,000 guests in India's Orissa state.
06.08.2006
Storm In A D-cup As Bust Sizes Grow In China Bra producers have been forced to offer bigger cup-sizes in China because improved nutrition is busting all previous chest measurement records.
06.07.2006
