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By: BizarreNewsPublished: 05/14/2001
 
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HOUSTON, Texas - A new non-surgical breast enlargement gadget will be available in the United States this month. The Brava system focuses mainly on a computerized bra that the woman must wear ten hours a day for ten weeks. The two plastic cups, which reportedly induce cell growth, are linked to a computer. The cups pull the breast tissue like the suction of a vacuum. The system will cost form $2000 to $2500, and according to a doctor overseeing the testing, each participant experienced an increase in cup size. Cathy Martin, who has been testing the device, told the WFAA website in Texas: There was a difference after having three kids and so, after wearing the bra, it was like before kids. [Combined with a vibrating massager a woman would never have to leave the house.]

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great white father (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.16.2001 9:23:48 PM EST)

Can you imagine a few years from now when their selling something similar to this product on QVC or HSN? Will batteries be included..?

Wanna laugh? (0 replies)
started by gantlord2
(05.16.2001 6:59:05 AM EST)

http://www.geocities.com/mcdade999/index.html

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Whats next (0 replies)
started by proverbialchump
(05.15.2001 11:04:51 PM EST)

the Brava penis pump? Ten hours a day for ten weeks of suction, hmmm....

An end to the "itty bitty titty comittee"? (0 replies)
started by luvly1
(05.14.2001 6:16:09 PM EST)

I've heard it all...maybe?????
What next?

kewl (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.14.2001 4:22:47 PM EST)

this is a kewl site!!!=P

kewl (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.14.2001 4:22:46 PM EST)

this is a kewl site!!!=P

kewl (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.14.2001 4:22:37 PM EST)

this is a kewl site!!!=P

Now if I were to orally perform this same activity (0 replies)
started by willi
(05.14.2001 3:28:47 PM EST)

upon Cathy Martin for 10 hours a day at my hourly wage of $14.00 an hour, for the duration of 10 weeks, that would work out to be a final total of $9,800.00. Believe me, Cathy, the few extra dollars would be worth it! (at least for me).

it could be better (0 replies)
started by 1113
(05.14.2001 3:07:34 PM EST)

it would be much better if you posted some before and after pics....

justin delgado

For 2 grand.... (0 replies)
started by NakedCanuck
(05.14.2001 11:14:25 AM EST)


....you can have a bigger cup size with an hour of surgery.

The Naked Canuck
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
Gotta be B.S. (0 replies)
started by tjshere
(05.14.2001 3:48:56 AM EST)

Hell, if all that was required to make nice boobs was a little suction on 'em, ALL women would have great tits, don't you think? Well, almost all.


I still live my life in the fast lane.........I just get run over a lot more often now.
Uhmm (0 replies)
started by leadj
(05.14.2001 2:06:05 AM EST)

well....at least they get a massage out of it!

TIT PUMPs (0 replies)  
started by deaddybear
(05.14.2001 0:11:07 AM EST)

Pretty soon there will be one in every home!

--Deaddy Bear--

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