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By: BizarreNewsPublished: 05/15/2001
 
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PHILADELPHIA - Should they call her Bubba or Bubbette? A judge has ruled that Patricia Colleen McGrath, formerly Richard Patrick McGrath, who has a penis and D-cup breasts, may be jailed in a women´s prison. McGrath was convicted in February 2000 for twice robbing a bank in Bucks County at gunpoint. US District Judge Jan DuBois agreed the 66-year-old should go to a prison medical facility but should be jailed with other women if ever released from the institution. Defense lawyer Maranna Meehan argued the intersexual bank robber would be at risk in a male prison, while prosecutors claims she could be a threat to women because of her male genitalia.

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INTER-sexual?? (0 replies)
started by malcom
(05.17.2001 7:49:55 AM EST)

Just tell he/she to go fuck himself,da freak.
Christ I miss the sixties.RAAH!!

whoaaaa! (0 replies)
started by sirac060
(05.17.2001 3:53:38 AM EST)

Hey wait a minute...does this mean if I get breasts and commit crime they'll send me to jail with a bunch of hard up women with nowhere to run??? heheheeh sign me up!!!!

TR54

Bubba or Bubbette? (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.16.2001 9:07:45 PM EST)

I have an idea for the PERFECT cellmate for Patricia/Patrick. Ship her off to South Bend and put "it" in the same pen with Tim McVeigh. I think they would have great fun together. Don't you agree? A match made in ???

pick up the soap (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.16.2001 7:01:09 AM EST)

i could see this thing gettin it always in prison."Wanna play mummies and daddies? ok come suck mommies cock!"
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gullllp (0 replies)
started by grogggg
(05.15.2001 11:11:23 PM EST)

does she or it swallow?

lofuss

Regardless of mental confusion, (0 replies)
started by proverbialchump
(05.15.2001 9:42:33 PM EST)

men should go to male prisons, as women should go to female prisons. Regardless of any playthings they have installed on (or in), their bodys!

At 66 years of age, (0 replies)
started by willi
(05.15.2001 3:24:04 PM EST)

this geriatric she-male isn't much of a threat, or even target, to anybody!

Geez, I bet his tits hang lower than his penis.

Man this sucks (0 replies)
started by nakeddancer
(05.15.2001 8:20:27 AM EST)

a man with bigger boobs than me, LOL. I agree about sending him to a woman's prison, he'll put those bull dykes in their place.

Or should I say, "He'll plug the holes in those dykes."

Hi NC, how's it hanging!!

Uhmm (0 replies)
started by leadj
(05.15.2001 0:54:08 AM EST)

Thats quite a pradickament.

Black Bubba... (0 replies)
started by deaddybear
(05.15.2001 0:50:07 AM EST)

Is going to give him...no her...well you know, lessons on the intimate realation of love making. The it is gonna be riding alot of bologna ponies!

--Deaddy Bear--

Are you kidding? The ladies will love him/her... (2 replies)
started by nakedcanuck
(05.15.2001 0:43:36 AM EST)


She comes with her own strap on!

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Messes up (0 replies)  
started by wmaddox
(05.15.2001 0:05:24 AM EST)

Shes at risk in a male population? She's a risk anywhere else.

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