Oscar the Grouchy Swan
By: BizarreNews	Published: 05/16/2001
OSLO, Norway - The infamously ill-tempered swan named Oscar was having a rotten day when Kerstin Arbsved approached his lake with her family. The grouchy swan attacked the elderly lady, biting and dragging her into the water. Arbsved gave Reuters the details, Oscar came flying from across the other side of the lake and bit me in the buttocks before dragging me about five meters into the water and under. He halted the attack when her daughter threw rocks at him. Oscar was put down when police and medical staff came to the scene, and Arbsved recovered nicely in a hospital overnight. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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Next up on Jerry Springer (0 replies) started by RoosterCogburn (05.18.2001 8:19:09 PM EST) Elderly Moms bitten by swans who date cowboys. I came from a tough neighborhood. The Avon Lady was Rocky.

Poor Oscar (0 replies) started by rubberrubbishboy (05.18.2001 2:42:37 AM EST) Another misunderstood creature. I prefer swans to old ladies any day. RubberRubbishboyRidesRagain

R.I.P. Oscar (0 replies) started by malcom (05.17.2001 7:39:42 AM EST) Obviously his parents fault.Shoulda had him arrested years ago when he started picking pockets.RAAH!!!!!

the best line (0 replies) started by raindrop78 (05.17.2001 0:45:45 AM EST) "he bit me in the buttocks"

homegrown norwegian (0 replies) started by clsaxy917 (05.16.2001 10:29:14 PM EST) What kind of swan is big enough to drag an elderly woman, regardless of how feeble she may be? Must be one hell of a set of powerlines running over that pond.

Seems Oscar was misunderstood, (0 replies) started by willi (05.16.2001 7:22:54 PM EST) it was only a couple of pinches on the butt and an attempt to drag her back to his pad. Kerstin, you're just one hot momma that no male of any species can resist!

What the &*@# (0 replies) started by dacantra (05.16.2001 11:41:11 AM EST) A swan drug this lady that far that is some bull ^@*% she was probably running toward the lake anyway. I think the swan should have gotten a medal for population control! And as always, "the world sucks" Jonathan Huffman

What the &*@# (0 replies) started by dacantra (05.16.2001 11:37:42 AM EST) A swan drug this lady that far that is some bull ^@*% she was probably running toward the lake anyway. I think the swan should have gotten a medal for population control! And as always, "the world sucks" Jonathan Huffman

Swans are funny.... (0 replies) started by NakedCanuck (05.16.2001 9:49:19 AM EST) Feeble elderly are too! What, did she weigh less than 50 lbs? How much can a swan lift anyways? The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

Be REAL for a change! (0 replies) started by wingnuts11 (05.16.2001 9:14:02 AM EST) Let's all step back and think for a minute. Since this (internet) came along, everyone is pretending to be someone else to boost their egos. Let's take a day and everyone try being theirselves again. (Hey, yeah you, quit *&%#%^ lying and try it anyway!)

Re: The guy below me's message (1 reply) started by gantlord2 (05.16.2001 6:55:33 AM EST) A pretty basic website but very, very funny.

mon the swans! (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (05.16.2001 6:51:37 AM EST) Come on the swans show the elderly that they're useless!! visit http://www.geocities.com/mcdade999/index.html

Swan 1 Elderly0 (0 replies) started by deaddybear (05.16.2001 1:35:06 AM EST) I bet she shit her pants. Oh well she problably wears those dependables things right? Hope noone knows that I have goldilocks in here

Go Swan (0 replies) started by sted5 (05.16.2001 1:25:56 AM EST) They should have put the old lady down It would have looked really funny, I wish I was there to cheer the Swan on.

First! (0 replies)   started by Anonymous Goofball (05.16.2001 0:16:01 AM EST) They put down a SWAN because it bit someone??? Damn ... Those things bite all the time, what else is new?

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