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Rocket Man Builds Backyard Spaceship

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 05/18/2001
 
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BEND, Ore - 44-year-old Brian Walker never finished school. In fact, he dropped out after two semesters of engineering college. But this fact is not keeping him from building a rocket in his back yard. The self-made millionaire has already invested $250,000 in his project. The thrust will be produced by a combination of steam and hydrogen peroxide engines. If all goes as planned his rocket will take him up to 32 miles, where he will experience several moments of weightlessness and then begin to fall back toward Earth. My whole mission is to show what a person can do on his own, says Walker. If I die, I die. I´d rather die trying this than spend the next 40 years bitter that I never made the attempt.

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Hope The Rocket Has A Parachute (0 replies)
started by thekoof
(06.22.2001 1:54:34 AM EST)

So he doesn't make a huge crater in the earth and dies.

Heidi Klum is my girlfriend!

Yeah, go for it (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.23.2001 4:46:23 AM EST)

Go for it brother. Thats one less retard thats gonna be drawing off of my social security.
Hugs and Kisses

GO FOR IT!!! (1 reply)
started by bigfreakinbear
(05.20.2001 2:37:32 AM EST)

As long as we in the USA continue to give forth to such rich morons I feel that we've done our job. I mean, as long as rich jerk offs like this guy continue to display that spirit of adventure that allows them to say, 'what the hell, I'm gonna do it! Do what I want and damn the consequences', I say "Go ahead you rich asshole, and can you take a few of your buddies with you?" Thank God for that spirit of 'what the hell, I'm gonna do it anyway'.

bigfreakinbear

good luck (0 replies)
started by footinyourface
(05.19.2001 5:21:56 PM EST)

He'll definatley be able to do it!But could he do it with a mind full of L.S.D.?

WHOS THE TWAT (0 replies)
started by nodgeburn
(05.19.2001 12:58:12 PM EST)

whos the twat on about a life support system up top .GET A FUCKING
GRIP ITS NOT STAR TREK.

get real (0 replies)
started by grogggg
(05.18.2001 11:37:30 PM EST)

250,000 does'nt even pay for the fuel & life support system.I hope the load of crap does'nt fall on top of any thing or anybody in my town.

lofuss

get real (0 replies)
started by grogggg
(05.18.2001 11:34:48 PM EST)

250,000 does'nt even pay for the fuel & life support system.I hope the load of crap does'nt fall on top of any thing or anybody in my town.

lofuss

Stair Sledders (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.18.2001 8:40:33 PM EST)

Well one night We, (Kelly and Rachel) were eating dinner with Rachel's sister Sandra and Sandra was babysitting a couple little kids. We started talking about our favorite movies and our favorites parts of them. Sandra said that her favorite movie was Home Alone and Rachel said that her favorite part was when the kid slides down the steps ando out the door. Rachel saw that Kelly had steps and her door was kinda in front of it but a little off to the side. Anyways not thinking right Rachel came up with a stupid idea to find a sled and slide down it and try to go out the door. So we're up at the top with Kelly in front and Me (rachel) in the back. We start going down and Kelly stuck her feet out and she didnt have shoes on. Well we ended up crashing into her front door. So we wouldnt get caught by her mom who was in the basement Kelly ran up the stairs and later all we heard was "Guys! MY FOOT" we looked at it and she had torn tissue and it was pretty bad. Well we couldnt fix it ourselves so we had to tell someone. Me and Kelly went to the hospital with her mom and she got 15 stitches and a fractured foot. She was in a cast with crutches for about 6 weeks. The funny thing about the whole story is that I (Rachel) was right behind kelly in the sled and I didnt get hurt at all...!! We still laugh at ourselves today. Kelly is always looking forward to me getting hurt!!!!

Well now (0 replies)
started by RoosterCogburn
(05.18.2001 8:10:02 PM EST)

if my whole mission was to show people what I could do on my own and I was gonna spend a quarter of a million doing it, you wouldn't see my ass going up in no damn rocket. Look for me in a jacuzi with about 6 naked women.

I came from a tough neighborhood. The Avon Lady was Rocky.

Any gamblers out there? (0 replies)
started by therealbigdog
(05.18.2001 6:40:38 PM EST)

I have a couple of hundred dollars I'd like to put on this one. Any takers?

Hi, Roadrunner here... (0 replies)
started by mhoran
(05.18.2001 3:18:28 PM EST)

...Have we learded nothing from Wyle E. Coyote? 2 things: don't use ACME rocket parts and, Damn it, don't point that thing at me!
Otherwise, this guy rules!

"Laugh while you can monkey boy!" - Dr. Emilio Lizardo

MY MAN!!!!! (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.18.2001 9:18:28 AM EST)

It's this kind of damn the torpedos, full-speed ahead attitude that is, for the most part sadly lacking in America today. If only more of these millionaire jerk-offs could have the oportunity to kill themselves off in so splendid a fashion. Come on, 'fortune 500', show us what you're made of, you pantywaists!

mad bad eejit (0 replies)
started by paddytra
(05.18.2001 5:17:32 AM EST)

thats about it really

GFDSKL; (0 replies)
started by bronson1
(05.18.2001 1:38:48 AM EST)

I BUILT A ....WELL... I HAVEN'T BUILT SHIT....SO GOOD FOR DEAD SPACE BOY

oh my....

Good on ya Brian (0 replies)
started by sted5
(05.18.2001 1:25:23 AM EST)

That is so cool, if it dont work he goes out with a bang, I built a shed in my back yard this guy builds a fucking rocket, thats why he's a self made millionair, he just might do it.

HellWulf, what the hell? (0 replies)
started by SuicideKing
(05.18.2001 1:10:38 AM EST)

why is he a retard? you realize almost all of the top 10 richest people in the world never went to college? college just shows something on paper, it doesn't "make" you smart. and this guy has a good attitude, you only live once, you might as well do what the fuck you want..


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Killers are silent

Rocket retard... (0 replies)
started by HellWulf
(05.18.2001 0:56:56 AM EST)

Glad to see that a retard can make so much money but hard workers don't get shit. But at least he represents us goofs!

"Enter the cavern"
good for him (0 replies)
started by joanna143
(05.18.2001 0:51:36 AM EST)

good idea, die at your own accord, doing something fun :)

F.I. engineering recruitment slogan, (0 replies)
started by willi
(05.18.2001 0:32:23 AM EST)

Never finished school? Dropped out of engineering college? Boy, do we have a job for you!

"We're working on our own space vessel, and as a matter of fact, the command module is laying out in back of the building."

Bravo (0 replies)
started by proverbialchump
(05.18.2001 0:27:24 AM EST)

Thats all I can say.

Man guy, (0 replies)  
started by willi
(05.18.2001 0:08:30 AM EST)

if you got an extra 20 million laying around, the Russians will take you up in a heartbeat. The only problem is that your chances of survival are no better with them !

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