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Meeting in the Delivery Room

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 05/19/2001
 
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BOSTON, Massachusetts - The Most Dedicated Employee award definitely goes to Massachusetts Republican Governor Jane Swift. The 36-year-old was due to have twins and began having contractions shortly before a scheduled meeting. Though the contractions were coming every six to eight minutes, she wanted to work as long as possible and held the meeting via speaker phone in the hospital. While the pains subsided, Swift signed papers, took other calls, and met with aides, all still under her doctor´s supervision. Spokesperson Jason Kauppi said, She would not describe this as the optimal situation. But if she can continue her job she will. She may be distracted while giving birth. Swift will be the first governor in American history to give birth while in office.

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hello (1 reply)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.22.2001 6:55:07 AM EST)

i miss u

Politicians procreating? (0 replies)
started by willi
(05.21.2001 5:02:13 PM EST)

Bottom line, GOD HELP US ALL!

dems vs reps (1 reply)
started by jmboulware
(05.21.2001 9:34:59 AM EST)

She keeps on working whilst having her baby and the dems piss and moan. Had she taken time off the dems would have pissed and moaned. Had she resigned the dems would have pissed and moaned, each time finding some new way to criticize her for her choice, simply because she is rep. Nothing any republican will ever do will make these pre-communists happy, its as simple as that. I take the crap they spew with a grain of salt, as do most people.

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sal1981 (0 replies)
started by sal1981
(05.20.2001 1:28:01 PM EST)

Workalholic

Playing FPS, RTS, RPG or just PBG. It just ain´t the same as playing Monopoly

swift my ass (2 replies)
started by dragonmaster666
(05.19.2001 6:02:57 PM EST)

This is the same bitch who as Lt. Govenor, used the state budged to pay a babysitter and use a federal helicopter to run her kids around in. The Demecrats are right, she can't do a good job, get her out of there. Although i must admit, now that celluci is in Canada, I feel much better.

"Cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of war." -Marc Antony "The Tradgey of Julius Caesar"

Uhmm (0 replies)
started by leadj
(05.19.2001 5:08:26 PM EST)

Know thats dedication

babies are tasty (1 reply)
started by SuicideKing
(05.19.2001 0:14:19 AM EST)

but not as tasty as cookies with crack


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Meanwhile... (1 reply)  
started by OliverClozoff
(05.19.2001 0:09:08 AM EST)


...the Democrats were trying to have her removed from office claiming she was unable to perform her official duties. (She's a Republican.) That shows how much they're REALLY concerned about working mothers and women's rights...



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