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Stuffing Her Bra Has Whole New Meaning

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 05/21/2001
 
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BEVERLY HILLS, California - You´ve heard of the Wonderbra, the Miracle Bra, and even the Water Bra , but now comes an undergarment that will stop them cold: the SuperBra. The $30 design is available in black or white, and its unique feature is a holster for a .38 caliber snub-nose revolver. The inventor, Paxton Quigley, said, Women like the idea of comfort and its ease of access...If a woman is attacked, the purse is the first thing taken from her. A good place to conceal a weapon is in the chest area. Who can argue with that logic?

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Picture (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.25.2001 2:09:16 AM EST)

This could have been much better news with a picture of some big guns that could possibly hide such a pistol. Yes?!!?

this is dumb (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.24.2001 9:26:10 PM EST)

I have seen things advertising and promoting this for a while. Get new news or no news

Crazy gal (1 reply)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.23.2001 1:01:11 PM EST)

This stuff is stupidly crazy,,,

cartoons (0 replies)
started by chopper1946
(05.22.2001 7:12:53 PM EST)

you need more cartoons

ride to live live to ride

Only in America! (0 replies)
started by hisnameisbond
(05.22.2001 5:03:26 PM EST)

I can see the headlines now....
"Woman jailed for Murder-1 after lover shot in the groin...."
Get it?

HisnameisBond. Well, not really actually, but it sounds good doesn't it. Well I think it does, so you know what you can do, don't you?

are they real (0 replies)
started by comp1682
(05.22.2001 2:28:46 PM EST)

I enjoy your web and honestly take a peek once in a while, when I feel down to perk me up.

LET ME SEE YOUR LINE

From what I know... (0 replies)
started by diverprog
(05.22.2001 1:59:43 PM EST)

I know PK has a pair of 38's already hidden in her blouse. And, under the right conditions, they aren't snub noses either.

Diving...the finest recreational sport around....
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playa`s (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.22.2001 8:53:57 AM EST)

come on peoplegive me somehing to talk about!!!

+20101502531 (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.21.2001 8:53:20 PM EST)

hi magd

Allready There (1 reply)
started by grogggg
(05.21.2001 8:05:58 PM EST)

How the hell do you think our women defend their ass

lofuss

........ (0 replies)
started by butchy
(05.21.2001 5:58:23 PM EST)

quite the booby trap

Time (1 reply)
started by Snyper03
(05.21.2001 4:33:09 PM EST)

I think that the people that come up with these tings have too much time on their hands!

Poor willi... (0 replies)
started by razor696
(05.21.2001 3:36:51 PM EST)

you're only packin a .44"? i feel so sorry for you my man. why don't you meet some chick with a gun between her boobies, and borrow it to put yourself out of your misery.

uncle daddy, i'm getting dizzy! shut up kid or i'll nail your other foot to the floor!

The ladies prefer a bigger gun! (0 replies)
started by willi
(05.21.2001 3:14:16 PM EST)

Better make a bigger holster if these ladies want to pack my ".44 magnum" between their breasts!

A long barrel or a snub nose? We all know the answer to that one.

Canadian Beaver (0 replies)
started by whazzzzup
(05.21.2001 1:33:18 PM EST)

http://www.bubblegumgirls.com/ht/re13395.jpg

assault with a deadly weapon? (0 replies)
started by loserkid
(05.21.2001 12:40:27 PM EST)

this gives a whole new meaning to when guys say women have big bazookas

there once was a man from nantucket

shit (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.21.2001 4:35:17 AM EST)

i hope she has big tits

Third! (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.21.2001 0:52:37 AM EST)

Wasn't this idea used in the second Austin Powers movie?

Old idea... (0 replies)
started by OliverClozoff
(05.21.2001 0:40:43 AM EST)


I happen to know that Miss PK already packs a pair of 38s in her bra (when she wears one)!



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first (2 replies)  
started by neggyman
(05.21.2001 0:21:07 AM EST)

thats a fucking stupid idea........how many woman own guns

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