I´ll Take Michael Douglas´s Chin to Go, Please
By: BizarreNews	Published: 05/23/2001
CALIFORNIA - To increase their credibility, stature, and power, American men are increasingly seeking chin implants. According to doctors, a strong chin has become synonymous with status, and those with weak chins are perceived as having similar character. Many men think the $2500 surgery will help save their careers, and the procedure only takes a few hours. In fact, the patients can resume normal activity the next day. Brent Moellken, a Californian plastic surgeon, says that Michael Douglas´s chin is the most requested, but it used to be stars like Cary Grant and Clark Gable. Moellken maintains that he knew a television anchorperson whose career soared after having a chin implant. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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Be like (0 replies) started by darkoverlord (05.25.2001 2:22:21 PM EST) Michael Douglas will this also include the part where they take out the brain and replace it with old dog shit. M.L.King said We shall overcome. Jesse jackass Say's show me the fucking money.

Look Doc, (0 replies) started by willi (05.24.2001 5:00:23 PM EST) I know that I do not need an implant in order to make a crater in my chin. It's a simple matter of subtraction, not addition. Hey, what are these miscellanious charges on by bill?

Trela (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (05.24.2001 4:31:41 AM EST) I wonder where they're gonna pin their "Douglas like" chin. Don't think these guys have a head... to think with.

oh no (0 replies) started by UNCLESLAM (05.23.2001 4:12:47 PM EST) just wait- pretty soon they'll be like- "I want Michael Douglases penis too. Can you plastic surgeons out there perform that task?"

you guys suck (0 replies) started by cockcaller (05.23.2001 11:30:11 AM EST) who has the time to write a message on this thing?

See that Munky.... (0 replies) started by BriRedfern (05.23.2001 9:17:54 AM EST) I've got a power-chin..... LMAO I smell like a hippy in this outfit......

ghd (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (05.23.2001 4:44:39 AM EST) dsfadsfdsafadsfdsafdsafds

Big chins (0 replies)   started by sted5 (05.23.2001 0:45:54 AM EST) fuck thats really funny, guys with big chins and small brains, only in america

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