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Explosive Kitty Litter Sparks Panic in Ohio City

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 06/01/2001
 
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PORTLAND, Ohio - An ´atomic kitten´ sounds like a character from a new video game, but for people in Portland it was way too real. Radioactive cat urine, that was later traced to a pet cat that was treated for a thyroid tumor with the radioactive substance iodine-131, sparked a safety scare at a nuclear power station. The affected cat litter was among 20 tons of household rubbish found to have dangerous radiation levels. The rubbish was sent to Indian Point nuclear power station in New York state for special handling after setting off alarms. This incident probably could have been diverted had the pet´s owners used the special radiation-proof cat litter that can be flushed away.

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can't relate (0 replies)
started by lauryn
(06.05.2001 10:43:30 PM EST)

...i'm a dog lover.

Now I know how far you'd go to be the next freak show American psycho.

i had the same thing (0 replies)
started by bonz
(06.02.2001 4:34:53 AM EST)

it burned when i urinated but i didnt think any thing about,but now with valtrex i dont worry about my genital herpies flaring up.

Radiation proof cat litter?!?! (0 replies)
started by BriRedfern
(06.01.2001 9:20:14 AM EST)

They could have saved a lot of money by sprinkling that stuff around at Chernoble....

I smell like a hippy in this outfit......

hmm... (0 replies)  
started by oxbrain
(06.01.2001 1:17:49 AM EST)

cat's urine glows under a black light, does this cats urine glow all the time?

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