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 Man Sells His Urine for Drug Tests | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 06/05/2001 | | |  |
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HENDERSONVILLE, North Carolina - In the great spirit of American entrepreneurship, Kenneth Curtis created a website called Privacy Protection Services. To combat routine work drug tests, the owner sells his own urine in kits including heat packets for the consumer to warm the urine to body temperature. The sample comes in a pouch supplied with tubing to be taped to the body. The Service also claims that if used properly, the item can be undetected by those supervising the test. The court system, however, did not appreciate Curtis´s service, and he was recently arrested. Disagreeing with the charge, he told CNews: If you can´t sell urine, what can you sell? I don´t sell drugs, I sell urine.
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Money, for urine?
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cheeseball
(06.05.2001 9:42:16 PM EST)
Jeeez, and I've just been wasting mine in the backyard all this time.Don't sweat the petty stuff, but always pet the sweaty stuff.
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Here's the logic
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pattyman
(06.05.2001 2:09:58 PM EST)
In response to the previous comments about this article:
Its not illegal to sell your urine. It is, however, illegal to advertise your urine as a way of passing required drug screenings. That is what this guy did and that is why he will most likely be found guilty.
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Ummmm
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caladose
(06.05.2001 8:55:57 AM EST)
Ok, this is another old one revisited. Can we please get some new content here?"The manual said Windows 3.1 or higher, so li loaded OS/2"
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