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GOV. BUSH: "Because the picture on the newspaper. It just seems so un-American to me, the picture of the guy storming the house with a scared little boy there. I talked to my little brother, Jeb...I haven't told this to many people. But he's the governor of...I shouldn't call him my little brother...my brother, Jeb, the great governor of Texas." JIM LEHRER: "Florida." GOV. BUSH: "Florida. The state of the Florida."-The NewsHour With Jim Lehrer, April 27, 2000
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#93 A Kangaroo can jump 30 feet.
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Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
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 A Teaspoon of Ketchup Makes Heinz´s Profits Go Down | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 06/07/2001 | | |  |
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SHASTA COUNTY, California - An ounce and a half of missing ketchup was hard for the Heinz Corporation to swallow. Bill and Marcia Baker discovered their 20 oz bottle of was underfilled by the aforementioned proportion while baking five years ago. They called the local council which spurred and a five-year investigation by weights and measures. Officials found millions of bottles under-filled. The company has agreed to pay Shasta County, where the complaint originated, $180,000. They also agreed to overfill the bottles for a year will cost the company an additional $650,000.
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HA!
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started by
ldhennessy
(06.10.2001 9:53:56 PM EST)
Let them eat ketchup!
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pittsburgh (Pgh) loves ketchup
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dkhpgh
(06.10.2001 2:16:10 PM EST)
I don't know what's worse, a large global corporation shorting & mis-informing their consumers, or someone suing over only getting 19 ounces of ketchup from a 20 ounce bottle. No wonder O.J. walked, our judicial system is a joke!
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I'm always baking with tomatoes cause...
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willi
(06.08.2001 5:28:14 PM EST)
I love tomato pie, tomato cake, tomato brownies, generally all tomato pasties of all types.
Always remember, a tomato is a fruit, not a vegetable!
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I say we
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darkoverlord
(06.08.2001 10:57:06 AM EST)
Should go to the san-andreas-fault
line and set an atomic bomb every mile or so and detonate them all at once and sink them stupid asswipe dumbfucks in the ocean. I lived there for a while and those people put lead paint in there water supply.Help save The USA. Punch, Kick, Slap,make fun of and just beat the shit of Commypig losers (aka) liberals.
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i think
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raindrop78
(06.07.2001 1:14:28 AM EST)
ketchup is the shit
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