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Following Daddy´s Footsteps

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 06/09/2001
 
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AUSTIN, Texas - A scant two weeks after President Bush´s 19-year-old daughter Jenna Bush was cited for underage drinking, she and her twin sister Barbara were caught trying to buy alcohol at Chuy´s, a popular Austin restaurant famous for its Margaritas. When asked for identification, the daughter of the leader of the free world produced someone else´s driver´s license. Restaurant employees confiscated the ID and the restaurant manager called the police. This will be a second offense for Jenna and a first for Barbara Bush. The restaurant apologized to the first family for having to blow the whistle on the twins.

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Austin Native (0 replies)
started by bryguydaman
(06.09.2001 11:51:32 PM EST)

Okay guys, I'm from Austin. I know what happened. First of all, in Texas, restaraunts and bars are not required to call the cops or 911 for an underage drinker. In fact, most other bars look down upon this, they simply take the ID and tell them to leave. Chuy's, here in Austin, only called the cops to get a little publicity because the restaraunt is basically going down the tubes.

isn't it strange... (0 replies)
started by oxbrain
(06.09.2001 3:13:31 PM EST)

how democrats get attacked by republicans all the time and nobody seems to be able to raise too much of a stink, but the democrats bash the republicans a little harder and all of a sudden they are the bad guys...

I personally think "W" should lock those damn bitches up in his ranch and let em drink and party there if they want...

oh, TJ, they are supposed to call the cops when they see fake ID's I've had it happen to friends of mine, cept it didn't even make the papers cause my friends aren't important enough... besides, if they had let those girls go and te story got out then that restaraunt would be in a bigger pile of shit than they are in now. I don't think they did anything wrong, all the did was follow the law.

"It ain't imoral if it's only oral"

Bartender, (0 replies)
started by cheeseball
(06.09.2001 1:16:26 PM EST)

Another one of them Jenna-Tonics please.

Did she inherit her dad's drinking problem or just his thinking problem? I believe she's up to 3 citations by now. Why not just send the secret service out for a six pack?

Don't sweat the petty stuff, but always pet the sweaty stuff.

Boycott Chuy's! (0 replies)
started by OliverClozoff
(06.09.2001 1:12:26 PM EST)


Interesting that this was the ONLY time in the history of the establishment that they called the cops (911, no less) to report an underage drinker. I smell a Democrat in the woodpile here. On the other hand, those Bush girls gotta be a couple of eggrolls shy of a happy family to think they could get away with it.

If I were W, I'd have them both living in the White House and going to community college in DC till they learned some common sense.



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Darkoverlord, I think (2 replies)
started by beckdaddy
(06.09.2001 12:51:30 PM EST)

we got your message! And Proverbialchump, it's a little different when ppl actually get arrested. The charges are then a matter of public record, not hearsay.

Nice shot!

Let's kill all reporters (0 replies)
started by darkoverlord
(06.09.2001 12:14:25 PM EST)

These are the same fucking scumbag
liberal shit-for-brains inbreed
sister-humping cocksucking assholes that thought it was ok that clinton raped a woman. But god forbid an underage person has a drink.

Help save The USA. Punch, Kick, Slap,make fun of and just beat the shit of Commypig losers (aka) liberals.

Let's kill all reporters (0 replies)
started by darkoverlord
(06.09.2001 12:14:24 PM EST)

These are the same fucking scumbag
liberal shit-for-brains inbreed
sister-humping cocksucking assholes that thought it was ok that clinton raped a woman. But god forbid an underage person has a drink.

Help save The USA. Punch, Kick, Slap,make fun of and just beat the shit of Commypig losers (aka) liberals.

Let's kill all reporters (0 replies)
started by darkoverlord
(06.09.2001 12:14:23 PM EST)

These are the same fucking scumbag
liberal shit-for-brains inbreed
sister-humping cocksucking assholes that thought it was ok that clinton raped a woman. But god forbid an underage person has a drink.

Help save The USA. Punch, Kick, Slap,make fun of and just beat the shit of Commypig losers (aka) liberals.

Why is this a big deal (0 replies)
started by proverbialchump
(06.09.2001 12:07:05 PM EST)

When there was a democrat in the house, we where told of his affairs as being his own personal business. These are the same media/people blowing this out of proportion.

Let's kill all reporters (0 replies)
started by darkoverlord
(06.09.2001 12:02:56 PM EST)

These are the same fucking scumbag
liberal shit-for-brains inbreed
sister-humping cocksucking assholes that thought it was ok that clinton raped a woman. But god forbid an underage person has a drink.

Help save The USA. Punch, Kick, Slap,make fun of and just beat the shit of Commypig losers (aka) liberals.

Let's kill all reporters (0 replies)
started by darkoverlord
(06.09.2001 12:02:44 PM EST)

These are the same fucking scumbag
liberal shit-for-brains inbreed
sister-humping cocksucking assholes that thought it was ok that clinton raped a woman. But god forbid an underage person has a drink.

Help save The USA. Punch, Kick, Slap,make fun of and just beat the shit of Commypig losers (aka) liberals.

Huh? (0 replies)
started by tjshere
(06.09.2001 11:34:00 AM EST)

Since when do people call the cops when teen-agers try to use a fake ID to buy booze? Don't they usually just laugh, tell them, "nice try" and bring them a coke? This is pretty ridiculous if you axe me. But, their restaurant is now known nation-wide, I guess. Dickheads.


I still live my life in the fast lane.........I just get run over a lot more often now.
well (0 replies)
started by uncleslam
(06.09.2001 8:32:23 AM EST)

they should have invented a new law for the restaraunt- kill anyone who brings in a fakeer apiap efpaie upae9f ughhhh. fuck it.

WHEN IT COMES TO POLITICS (0 replies)
started by bigswifty
(06.09.2001 8:01:12 AM EST)

NOTHING IS AS IT SEEMS.

REMEMBER, IT'S ONLY KINKY THE FIRST TIME!!!

Chuy's, your ass is grass: (0 replies)
started by willi
(06.09.2001 3:52:14 AM EST)

you gotta understand that the good old USA has a two tier system when it comes to law enforcement and judicial process.

How dare you "dare" to cross those lines! YOU CAN KISS YOUR SORRY REFRIED BEANS AND BEEFY BURRITOS GOODBYE!

"It's time to repave Pennsylvania Avenue again 'cause my ass is getting chaffed from the limousine ride over from the Capitol."

what a bunch of crap (0 replies)
started by dozr
(06.09.2001 1:52:07 AM EST)

"The restaurant apologized to the first family for having to blow the whistle on the twins."

bull crap shady nonsense there

First, First, First (0 replies)  
started by thejudgerules
(06.09.2001 1:46:45 AM EST)

I Believe I Am First!
My Life Is Now Complete!

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