"I want it to be said that the Bush administration was a results-oriented administration, because I believe the results of focusing our attention and energy on teaching children to read and having an education system that's responsive to the child and to the parents, as opposed to mired in a system that refuses to change, will make America what we want it to be - a literate country and a hopefuller country." - Washington, D.C., Jan. 11, 2001
Random Quote
"The last thing you want is for someone to commit suicide before executing them." — Gary Deland, former Utah director for corrections
Snapple Facts
#72 The average person uses 150 gallons of water per day for personal use.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
One Liners
Q. What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand? A. Quatro sinko.
MAFIKENG, South Africa - A love struck couple was in the middle of exchanging wedding vows when officials intervened, claiming the groom´s birth certificate listed him as female. As the wedding was stopped, a stunned silence engulfed the room. According to The Citizen newspaper, the couple must indefinitely postpone the ceremony. Rankoa Molefe, the groom, unknowingly had the birth certificate with the error for 12 years and said the incident was terribly upsetting and embarrassing. Molefe must have a doctor declare him a male before the birth certificate can be changed. The home affairs minister told the groom the document will be changed, to which he replied, It´s a relief to be a man again.
Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.
Lightning Kills Motorcyclist A motorcyclist died after he was struck by lightning while riding in rush hour traffic between Denver and Boulder ...
06.22.2006
Snake Fails To Show Up For Wedding ... Honestly A woman who fell in love with a snake has reportedly married the reptile at a traditional Hindu wedding celebrated by 2,000 guests in India's Orissa state.
06.08.2006
Storm In A D-cup As Bust Sizes Grow In China Bra producers have been forced to offer bigger cup-sizes in China because improved nutrition is busting all previous chest measurement records.
06.07.2006
