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 Lizard Man Marks His Territory In Cyberspace | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 06/14/2001 | | |  |
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ALBANY, NY - The Lizard Man has been tipping the scales of New York, and now he is trying to do the same on the internet. Erik Sprague has decided to turn himself into a reptile after being inspired by The Lizard from the Spiderman comics. He has already had his tongue surgically forked, fingernails shaped like claws, scales tattooed over his body and horned ridges implanted under the skin on his skull. The 28-year-old estimates he has had over 400 hours of tattooing done already and has another 200 to go to complete the change. Sprague told reporters that he would like to get himself a tail if he could have one with real tissue but the only one I can get is a prosthetic one. He even has a website dedicated to himself at www.thelizardman.com.
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FREAK
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6ft5inguy
(06.15.2001 8:40:25 AM EST)
enough saidKurt Angle
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Guy Needs Help
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thekoof
(06.15.2001 0:35:33 AM EST)
Get the man some help, like a mental institute, like St. Coletta's Heidi Klum is my girlfriend!
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My biggest ambition in life...
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willi
(06.14.2001 9:28:16 PM EST)
has always to be a lower form of life than what God chose upon the day that I was born.
Reptilian, amphibian, mammalian; some people have to make a statement in their lives no matter how stupid it is.
"I was born to be a great horned toad 'cause horny I am!
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GET A LIFE!
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started by
shadow21210
(06.14.2001 11:57:38 AM EST)
Just goes to show that some people have way too much time on their hands...
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Met the Guy
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started by
krytical13
(06.14.2001 9:49:17 AM EST)
Used to bartend at the Tavern when I was in college. Think he had his teeth filed also.Running up bar tabs on credit cards is a good way to find yourself in debt, but also is an excellent way to forget about your creditors.
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