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Here Be Dragons

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 06/17/2001
 
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LOS ANGELES ZOO - San Francisco Chronicle executive editor Phil Bronstein was attacked by a Komodo dragon last week during a visit to the LA Zoo. Bronstein´s wife, actress Sharon Stone, had arranged a private tour of the Zoo as a Father´s Day surprise. The highlight of the day was going to be an up close visit with one of the giant lizards with which Bronstein has had a long-time fascination. Bronstein was asked to take off his white shoes before entering the cage to keep the 5-foot-long reptile from mistaking them for the white rats it is fed. The strategy did not work as the dragon lunged for one of his feet and nearly managed to take off Bronstein´s big toe. Doctors were able to rebuild most of the toe. The dragon was not injured.

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uhm..... (1 reply)
started by wacko
(06.18.2001 10:27:01 AM EST)

don't they have so much nasty viruses in their mouth, it doesn't matter if you're not killed immediatly, a cople of days later you die of infection?

I am Phil Bronstein.... (0 replies)
started by willi
(06.17.2001 7:02:13 PM EST)

How dare any living creature mistake my $2,000.00 pair of albino elegator-hide shoes for a common white rat?

Animal rights are great as long as I can wear them on my feet.

I am first!! (0 replies)  
started by Migz
(06.17.2001 0:40:58 AM EST)

Slay that dragon

BecauseIamthatdamngood

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