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BERLIN, Germany - Over 16 million people were glued to their television sets Sunday for the Formula One motor race. Peter W. and Hannelore T. were no exception. They were so involved with the race on TV, apparently, that it was two hours until they realized they had been burglarized. As they cheered for their favorite driver burglars broke in a window on the first floor and went through all the drawers and closets escaping with over $4,500 in jewelry. Peter claimed, We didn´t hear a thing. Maybe next time he´ll listen when his wife tells him to turn down the television volume.
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wazzzzup
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proverbialchump
(06.23.2001 9:13:23 AM EST)
They were to involved with the budweiser commercial.
HA HA HA
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joeydubb
(06.22.2001 8:17:26 PM EST)
OH MAN MY NUTS ARE GOING TO BURST.
Maybe next time.....
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willi
(06.19.2001 9:21:10 PM EST)
the old wifey should start barking at the intruders instead of her husband!
Racing huh?
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Acoral
(06.19.2001 9:37:12 AM EST)
Hmmm, now what does this tell you about Germans?
Let's party like it's...
duh
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raindrop78
(06.19.2001 0:30:01 AM EST)
yo man, we didn't hear anything. dumbasses
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