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Designer Has Brief Solution For Chronic Flatulence

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 06/23/2001
 
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DENVER, Colorado - Whoever said charcoal was just for grilling out evidentially never heard of fart-proof underwear. 62-year-old inventor Buck Weimer from Colorado has reportedly designed a pair of airtight undies with a replaceable charcoal filter to remove bad gas before it escapes. Weimer apparently thought up the flatulent fighting invention, which he named Under-Ease, after his wife ´let go a bomb´ in bed one night. Buck explained that the removable filter - which looks similar to the shoulder pads placed in women´s clothing - is made of charcoal sandwiched between two layers of Australian sheep´s wool. They sell for $24.95 over the internet.

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well.... (0 replies)
started by qwerty40
(06.25.2001 8:39:41 AM EST)

necessity is the mother of all invention.

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started by kmalburg
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