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    German Madonna Fans Get More Buck For The Bang

    By: BizarreNewsPublished: 06/24/2001
     
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    BERLIN - A German Web site has offered Madonna fans a ticket for a sold-out concert in Berlin next week in exchange for having sex with one of its reporters. The web publisher Bernd Heusinger said 22 readers have already applied for a chance to win the ticket including 12 males, 6 females and 4 homosexual readers. There´s nothing illegal about it, Heusinger said. No one is being forced to take part. The Madonna concerts in Berlin were sold out within minutes of going on sale in April and went for record prices, by German standards, of up to $110 each

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    Harry you fag!!! (0 replies)
    started by bigdadlong
    (06.24.2002 1:04:44 PM EST)

    Why did you apply? Girls don't like homos.

    there once was a dork named harry
    whom madonna thought was scarry
    she shoved a broom up his
    took his beer glass
    and pissed him a bloody mary

    Germans are desperate (0 replies)
    started by qwerty40
    (06.25.2001 8:26:41 AM EST)

    for entertainment?

    First (0 replies)  
    started by streetimperial
    (06.24.2001 1:06:31 AM EST)

    I think.... Madonna is a sorry fucking dirty whore

    I walk on water, spit fire and shit haagen daaz, Idolize no man like Conan and stand beside the Gods.

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