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Florida Woman Takes No Bull from Ferocious Canine

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 06/26/2001
 
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TALLAHASSEE, Florida - An elderly woman decided to bite the bullet in an effort to save her little Scots terrier. Margaret Hargrove, 73, was out for an evening stroll with her dog, Alex, when they were attacked by a pit bull. As the ferocious canine clamped its jaws around the young pup´s head, Hargrove got down on her hands and knees and bit the pit bull in the back of the neck. The pit bull reportedly let go of the smaller dog and backed off, then bared its teeth at Hargrove, who attacked the dog again. A neighbor soon arrived with a baseball bat arrived to scare off the pit bull. Hargrove needed four stitches in her arm. Her dog also needed stitches.

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HA (0 replies)
started by starcraft115
(06.29.2001 0:15:58 AM EST)

i guess she wanted to be at the top of the food pyramid

kool

pit bulls (1 reply)
started by tinman339
(06.28.2001 10:47:15 PM EST)

every time i see something about dogs attacking it makes me angry.
the public attacks the dogs....it's not the dogs ....it's the stupid owners who train them that way or mistreat them by beating them or tying them up in a yard and forgetting them except once a day to feed and water them(if they even do that) If you all check your stats i think you will see that the Dalmation breed is the #1 breed for attacks on humans and animals....

signed,
doberman owner

Pit bulls.... (0 replies)
started by temwc20
(06.28.2001 9:00:53 PM EST)

Kill 'em all..ain't worth a fuck for nothin..cept pickin on the weak.

HOWDY!

wow (0 replies)
started by XorsistXtreme
(06.28.2001 3:48:47 AM EST)

she should get an endorsement with the company that makes her denture grips

SuPerNaN's Revenge (0 replies)
started by striggle
(06.26.2001 3:37:13 PM EST)

Yahooooo we have a super-nan, she must be wacking the calcium into her system.

Beer Good, Goofball better.
Hey goofball hows that for a complimant.

Thats just downright cruel (0 replies)  
started by sted5
(06.26.2001 0:26:51 AM EST)

That old bag should be locked up for hurting the pitbull, he was just doing what comes natural, whats the world comming to.

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