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´Chalupa´ Criminal Charges Cops

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 06/29/2001
 
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FORT WORTH, Texas. Now here´s a Taco Bell promotion in the making. Lakount Maddox, 17, allegedly tried to hold up a Taco Bell restaurant in Fort Worth shortly after midnight. Employees claim the young man was riding a bicycle when he apparently brandished a gun and demanded the cash in the register. He also ordered a chalupa to go. What he didn´t know was while one restaurant worker prepared his meal, another employee was calling 911. When the police arrived, Maddox was still waiting outside the window waiting for his food. He then charged at the officers on his bicycle and waved what was later identified as a toy pellet gun at them. He was shot twice, one in the arm and once in the leg, and was taken to a local hospital where he was listed in good condition.

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He is slow, Pk (0 replies)
started by tub
(06.29.2001 12:10:32 PM EST)

I live in Fort Worth. What the rest of the story doesn't say is that he used to work at the same Taco Bell....so regardless of what he stole, all of his fellow co-workers could identify him. He really needs mental help...he may be a tad retarded. I hope the state and his family can turn his life around.

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Wow... (0 replies)
started by misspk
(06.29.2001 10:06:24 AM EST)

Taco Bell always was a little slow in the drive thru.

I think this "criminal" is a little slow too.

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Should of seen it coming (0 replies)
started by bigswifty
(06.29.2001 7:18:52 AM EST)

With a name like Lakount, the deck was stacked against him. It was only a matter of time before he ended up here. Don't eat geniticly altered chalupas!!

REMEMBER, IT'S ONLY KINKY THE FIRST TIME!!!

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started by army
(06.29.2001 4:00:58 AM EST)

impressively intelligent

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started by starcraft115
(06.29.2001 0:05:06 AM EST)

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