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TURKENHEIM, France - You may have heard of stork´s dropping babies on doorsteps, but have you ever heard of stork nests dropping on people? A 70-year-old woman was sitting on the terrace of the Restaurant de la tour, in Turkeheim, when the huge nest crashed through the restaurant canopy and onto the victims head. The nest apparently fell from a tower over-looking the restaurant in the historic old city. Two storks and their babies were in the nest, but the police have not given details about their condition. No other humans were seriously injured in the incident.
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excellent
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army
(06.30.2001 5:28:44 AM EST)
ah, one of the many who won't be here t wow us with their maturity(hopefully)
I am an American, fighting in the forces which guard my country and our way of life. I am prepared to give my life in their defense.
FIRST!!
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lethalnuts
(06.30.2001 0:19:07 AM EST)
OH YEAH, but i aint got nothing to say FUCKERS!!
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