Vegetable Masturbation
By: Robnoxious	Published: 06/11/2001
WINNIPEG, Canada - Teenage girls in Canada who attended a Women in Art course at the University of Winnipeg were treated with lessons on how to masturbate with vegetables instead. John Carlyle, who runs the River East division where the girls studied, stressed that the videos shown to the girls contained no nudity, but the "actresses" demonstrated how bananas, cucumbers, carrots, and more could sexually pleasure them. Parents revolted after hearing about the content, and according to Carlyle, "By the end of the first day, the phone calls from parents were just deafening." The University's president, Constance Rooke, agreed the material was inappropriate for the 15-year-old students and said it would not happen again. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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That's just sad... (0 replies) started by OliverClozoff (06.11.2001 11:34:56 PM EST) Are Canadian girls really so dumb they have to be taught how to wank off? President, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists

now i can really stay healthy (0 replies) started by razor696 (06.11.2001 11:17:33 PM EST) can get some leafy greens in now, without wondering where they've been uncle daddy, i'm getting dizzy! shut up kid or i'll nail your other foot to the floor!

Actually... (0 replies) started by proverbialchump (06.11.2001 11:08:39 PM EST) Im not sure, but I think that all four basic food groups could be applied here.

Bloody Winnipeggers.... (0 replies) started by NakedCanuck (06.11.2001 5:48:28 PM EST) Kids can't afford the vibrators! And what is better, teaching them to curb their sexual appetite with masterbation or let their boyfriends "promise to pull out"? The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

what? (0 replies) started by qwerty40 (06.11.2001 9:20:44 AM EST) how to better masterbate with vegetables?!? Hmmm... maybe they should learn about vibrators. Weird.

STAY HEALTHY (0 replies) started by bigswifty (06.11.2001 7:38:37 AM EST) WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO 5 SERVINGS OF FRUIT & VEGETABLES A DAY!! NOW ITALIAN SAUSAGE, THATS A DIFFERENT STORY REMEMBER, IT'S ONLY KINKY THE FIRST TIME!!!

second again (0 replies) started by barenaked692001 (06.11.2001 0:33:28 AM EST) i got second again. that sucks. i promise that before this site shuts down i will be first.

Stupid Parents.. (0 replies)   started by paranorml (06.11.2001 0:14:55 AM EST) Serriously.... as if those girls hadn't already seen worse elsewhere....

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