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#46 Elephants are the only mammal that cannot jump.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, Her picture fell off the wall!
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Q: What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A: A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."
ALBUQUERQUE, New Mexico - A convicted killer who escaped from a New Mexico prison more than 20 years ago has finally been caught. Clarence McCoy pleaded guilty in 1978 to strangling his wife. He was serving a 10-year sentence when he escaped from a state prison south of Albuquerque. He was 27 at the time. Retribution finally caught up with the killer when he compounded his crime by driving alone in a car pool lane in Washington state. During the traffic stop, McCoy´s name was put through a computer background check which produced his criminal background. He is fighting extradition to New Mexico.
Convicted Killer: "Can I get a file and some rope for 20 cigarettes?"
Guard: "Sure. Sounds fair."
Convicted Killer: "Great. Oh and, can I borrow your keys?"
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And Why the Hell Do They Need Uniforms? Dennis FitzSimons, the chief executive of the company that owns the Chicago Cubs, said today that staff reductions would be needed to bring costs in line with other properties in the Tribune Co. portfolio.
07.19.2006
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06.22.2006
Snake Fails To Show Up For Wedding ... Honestly A woman who fell in love with a snake has reportedly married the reptile at a traditional Hindu wedding celebrated by 2,000 guests in India's Orissa state.
06.08.2006
