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"I used the expression 'ride herd.' I don't know if anybody understood the meaning. It's a little informal in diplomatic terms. I said, we're going to put a guy on the ground to ride herd on the process. See them all scratching their heads."—Bush, realizing few people understand him when he speaks Source: New York Times, "The President's Trip, In the President's Words: 'A Mutual Desire to Work Toward the Vision," June 5, 2003
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"Yes, the president should resign. He has lied to the American people, time and time again, and betrayed their trust. He is no longer an effective leader. Since he has admitted guilt, there is no reason to put the American people through an impeachment. He will serve absolutely no purpose in finishing out his term; the only possible solution is for the president to save some dignity and resign."
— William Jefferson Clinton, 1974, regarding Richard Nixon and the Watergate scandal
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#159 The first TV show ever to be put into reruns was "The Lone Ranger".
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is so greasy she sweats Crisco!
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Q: Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts!
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 No Mustard or Relish Please | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 07/12/2001 | | |  |
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NEW YORK, NY - For a long time the record in Nathan´s annual frankfurter eating contest stood at 25 weenies in just 5 minutes, 13 seconds. But this year the old record was broken, no, shattered by Takeru Kobayashi of Japan who, in his first-ever attempt at the contest, swallowed an incredible 50 hot dogs in just 12 minutes. That´s complete with buns, folks. Eyewitnesses said it was by far the most amazing performance since the annual Fourth of July contest began way back in 1916. By the end of the 12-minute event, the rest of the 19-member field had stopped eating to watch. Kobayashi measures a modest 5-foot-7, 131-pounds.
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Way to go!!!!!!!!!
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hotrodguy6969
(07.13.2001 8:22:31 PM EST)
About my weight, with my appetite. Should see the people in a all you can eat buffet, if the food is good. (You've been here 4 Hour, we have no mo food,you go home!)
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Inconceivable!!!
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nakedcanuck
(07.12.2001 3:11:56 PM EST)
I can't even imagine.....
The Naked Canuck
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
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Whoa!
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started by
sabin311
(07.12.2001 2:40:33 PM EST)
He musta took one helluva shit after that.
An the the quote is from the movie The Great Outdoors.
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