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bigswifty
(07.19.2001 11:16:36 PM EST)
I swear, in college I would experiment by staring at them & they would seem to get larger.
But I agree with briredfern, a liberal application of beer always gave me the results I was looking for.
I think it's called beer. Whenever a man drinks enough of it, he swears his johnson is bigger than the next guys.
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