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Snake Bite Is Worth A Thousand Words

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 07/17/2001
 
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SOUTH CAROLINA - A South Carolina man tried to take a picture of his pet snake, a deadly Asiatic spitting cobra, but was bitten on the thumb in the process. Teddy Terrants, 21, was paralyzed and on a ventilator before being flown to Kendall Regional Medical Center Thursday and administered the antivenom. He did not regain consciousness until after receiving 10 vials of the anti-venom. He said at first the bite felt like a bee sting. I didn´t feel nothing. I sat down. I was under the air condition(er). I just started sweating. Pouring sweat. he said. The man refuses to blame his pet snake. Not the snake´s fault. My fault. I shouldn´t have been messing around his pen, he said. Terrants´ wife is nine months pregnant and wants to get rid of the snake. He refuses.

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i agree with nakedcanuck (0 replies)
started by razor696
(07.18.2001 3:22:50 AM EST)

too easy

I have seen the horrors that lie beneath the earth, I have felt the icy breath of darkness upon my skin, and have been gripped by the skeletal talons of death itself. What prayer can ever heal the bleeding marks of Terror's Embrace?

Carolina, eh? (0 replies)
started by nakedcanuck
(07.17.2001 3:26:10 PM EST)


Oh, the redneck jokes that could flow from my fingertips right now......

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Get rid of the snake. (0 replies)  
started by briredfern
(07.17.2001 0:04:59 AM EST)

Cast the serpent out. Repent now.

Sask was right, this is to easy. I am the king of firsts, none may step to me!!!!!!!!

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