Don´t Forget To Feed The Laundry
By: BizarreNews	Published: 07/18/2001
In probably the grossest scientific development since the fecal enema, Biotechnologists at the University of Massachusetts are experimenting with fibers implanted with a strain of Escherichia coli that will consume dirt and human sweat. That´s right - living clothes that clean themselves. When the food runs out, the bacteria can be reactivated with nutrients, they hope. For the self-cleaning shirt, it means you would only have to wear the garment and sweat it up a little in order bring the bacteria back to life. You could end up having to feed your shirt instead of wash it, one researcher told the British weekly. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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I foresee... (0 replies) started by theprophet (07.21.2001 0:03:47 AM EST) ...a new birth for the "Living Bra". Wholly Prophet of Eris Discordia

Ok.... (0 replies) started by briredfern (07.18.2001 10:32:57 AM EST) They tried to use a fancy name, but does everyone know what bacteria they are talking about here? E-Coli. E-Coli, as in look whats in my Crack-in-the-Box Burger E-Coli. "Ummm Yeah, does that shirt come in extra-strong death flavor?" This message brought to you by - Peace, Love, and a swift kick in the ass.

What will they think of next? (0 replies) started by nakedcanuck (07.18.2001 9:59:39 AM EST) I can see it now, the next pick-up line: "Hey baby. Why don't you & I work up a little sweat so I cn feed my shirt." The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

Hold the phone here (0 replies) started by tjshere (07.18.2001 5:56:28 AM EST) Loading up a shirt with bacteria to keep it clean???? Isn't that somewhat like gouging out your eyes so you can see better? Thanks, but I do believe that I'll stick with the Maytag.................as the power stays on, that is. I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm better once than I ever was.

right (0 replies)   started by razor696 (07.18.2001 3:20:01 AM EST) so, i suppose next they're gonna use these on cloth diapers, and make it so you only have to change the kid about once a week? and what happens if the bacteria don't just lie dormant with out food? what if your thong comes alive and eats you? wait a tic... maybe it's not so bad after all! I have seen the horrors that lie beneath the earth, I have felt the icy breath of darkness upon my skin, and have been gripped by the skeletal talons of death itself. What prayer can ever heal the bleeding marks of Terror's Embrace?

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