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Republicans Have More Nightmares

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 07/19/2001
 
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CALIFORNIA - A prominent dream researcher displayed her findings of a recent study this week at the 18th Annual International Conference of the Association for the Study of Dreams in Santa Cruz. Kelly Bulkeley of the Graduate Theological Union in Berkeley, California, concludes that Republicans have scarier and more frequent nightmares than Democrats. In fact, Half of the dreams of Republicans in my study were classified as nightmares, compared to only about 18 percent of the dreams of Democrats, Bulkeley reports. Both parties are blaming the head honcho. What do you expect after eight years of William

Jefferson Clinton? Kevin Sheridan, Republican National Committee deputy press secretary, told UPI. If George W. Bush were the leader of my party, I´d have trouble sleeping at night, too, quipped Democratic National Committee chairman Terry McAuliffe.

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whatever (0 replies)
started by hotrodguy6969
(07.20.2001 1:01:47 AM EST)

boring!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Recurring Nightmares. (0 replies)
started by proverbialchump
(07.19.2001 7:47:50 PM EST)

I totally agree with bri, but then again we all have to agree with NC.

Here's the reason... (4 replies)
started by briredfern
(07.19.2001 2:59:59 PM EST)

Not only do Republicans have to deal with having a conscience (something Dems are blissfully lacking), they also have to deal with the wacky (and fascist)Democrats across the hall....

This message brought to you by - Peace, Love, and a swift kick in the ass.

Amerikan politics..... (0 replies)  
started by nakedcanuck
(07.19.2001 10:00:10 AM EST)


I won't even pretend to understand.

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