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ANKARA, Turkey - Ethem Sahin was inside a coffee house having an espresso when witnesses say a cow fell through the roof knocking him unconscious. My friends told me later what happened. I couldn´t believe it, Sahin told reporters. Sahin´s wife was just as astounded. They told me that a cow fell on top of my husband. I thought they were kidding me. May God protect us from a worse accident. Apparently, the cow wandered from the hillside where it was grazing onto the roof of the coffee house, which was built into the side of the hill. Sahin was treated for minor injuries including a broken leg. The cow was mostly unharmed.
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sassygal
(07.21.2001 5:47:26 PM EST)
I guess it could have been worse.
At least he will live to tell the tail.. er.. tale.. lol!
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briredfern
(07.20.2001 9:33:59 AM EST)
This happened to me once, but I kicked the cow's ass and went home.
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