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By: BizarreNewsPublished: 07/21/2001
 
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GREAT BRITAIN - A toothbrush was used to relieve a different cavity when a pensioner decided to use the dental instrument to scratch his hemorrhoids. The 69-year-old man ordered into the hospital after the toothbrush became lodged in his rectum. An X-ray revealed it was deep inside near his pelvis. Although this was first recorded case of a toothbrush having to be removed from the rectum, the British Dental Journal reports doctors have recovered toothbrush holders, toothbrush packages and toothpicks in the past.

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Damn those Brits ! (1 reply)  
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fucking bunch of anal retentives ........ Hell what am I saying ! LOL


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