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 A Lawsuit of ´Sizable´ Proportions | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 07/25/2001 | | |  |
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MEXICO CITY - A burglar in Mexico City was in for a big surprise when he broke into the home of 350-pound Maria Teresina-Lorca. Miguel Pintado, 42, has filed a lawsuit against Teresina-Lorca for using excessive force when she apparently assaulted him and proceeded to sit upon him for a half-hour while waiting for the police to arrive. Pintado said he suffered a fractured rib as well as severe emotional trauma from being smothered under the flabby buttocks of that big woman for so long. In order to compensate for the incident, he is asking for the equivalent of $300,000 in damages.
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Do you look fat in this?
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nakedcanuck
(07.25.2001 1:51:12 PM EST)
Yes. Yes you do.
Nice to see the influence you Amerikans have on your neighbours.
The Naked Canuck
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