"It's evolutionary, going from governor to president, and this is a significant step, to be able to vote for yourself on the ballot, and I'll be able to do so next fall, I hope."-Interview with the Associated Press, March 8, 2000
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"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history." — Vice President Dan Quayle
Snapple Facts
#96 The average American will eat 35,000 cookies in his/her lifetime.
Yo Mama ...
is so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
One Liners
Q: How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say f*ck? A: Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
JAPAN - For those looking for an extravitamin C boost throughout the day, this could be the product for you. The Fuji Spinning Company in Japan has reportedly developed a T-shirt containing a chemical which turns into vitamin C when it touches human skin. The T-shirt is said to be made out of fiber called V-up, and has the equivalent vitamin content of two lemons. It would also remain effective after 30 washes. According to representatives from the company, the product should be available as early as next year and there are also plans for vitamin-enhanced lace underwear. The company also produces fibers with anti odor and anti-bacterial properties derived from catechin, a substance extracted from the shells of crabs and shrimp.
The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
First it was bacteria
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tjshere
(07.26.2001 3:25:18 AM EST)
Now it's vitamin C. T shirts are really high-tech these days.
Coming soon: a T shirt for flashers, laced with Viagra.
I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm better once than I ever was.
Eat My Shorts !
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started by
marvin
(07.26.2001 3:01:14 AM EST)
They're loaded with vitamins.
No so sure I want something with crabs in them though. LOL
Eat My Shorts !
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started by
marvin
(07.26.2001 2:58:07 AM EST)
They're loaded with vitamins.
No so sure I want something with crabs in them though. LOL
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