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Escapee Back Behind Bars

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 07/27/2001
 
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LOS ANGELES - Last week we ran a story about a clever convict who escaped from Los Angeles County jail using a forged ID card bearing the picture of actor Eddie Murphy. A chance encounter with police on Los Angeles´ skid row landed the elusive fugitive back in jail 16 days after his escape. LA police patrolling the downtown area spotted the escapee, Kevin Pullum, seated on a milk crate peddling alcoholic cold drinks to transients just a couple of miles from the Twin Towers jail he escaped from. He was carrying yet another false identification. [Hey, go with what works.]

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started by marvin
(07.27.2001 5:05:13 AM EST)

can a guy get ?

I guess that's Murphy's law coming into play.


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