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By: BizarreNewsPublished: 07/28/2001
 
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Scalp Cooling Device; December 6, 1938

Pantyhose Shaping Band for Cheeky Derrier Relief; January 18, 1979

Eye Protector for Chickens; December 10, 1902

Hay Fragrance; January 6, 1987

Saluting Device/Automatic Hat Tipper; March 10, 1896

Apparatus for Facilitating Childbirth by Centrifugal Force; November 9, 1965

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Eye Proteection for chickens.... (0 replies)
started by briredfern
(07.30.2001 10:00:29 AM EST)

True story:
I know the family that got rich selling these to Purdue. They are red contact lenses. You see when chickens see blood they go into a frenzy, but if everything is red they can not discern blood and won't peck each other to death.

Hard to believe, but you should see the size of this family's house. Wellesly MA by the way.

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Centrifugal force childbirth? (0 replies)  
started by frenzy
(07.28.2001 4:31:12 AM EST)

Doctor says: Wow that was one Hell of a Birthing! The Mother says: Yeah!, Well I've been around!

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