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SOUTH KOREA - The people of South Korea are lining up for the lavatory, but not for the usual relief. The Toilet Exhibition Hall in Ilsan compares the important differences in Eastern and Western toilet culture and even has videos featuring toilets of the future. A spokesman for the Government-run museum says it´s part of a campaign to improve public toilets in the country. Among the exhibits are photographs of 10,000 year old toilet pipes found in the Orkney Islands and a replica of the toilet used by King Louis XIII of France.[Kind of makes me wonder what the condition of the restrooms in the museum are like.]
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Toilets of the future?
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started by
willi
(08.05.2001 8:57:21 PM EST)
Today's low flow toilets only serve to agitate and aggravate my already surly turds!
How 'bout a second flush!
They knew .....
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started by
marvin
(08.05.2001 4:13:51 AM EST)
it was Louis XIII - he was still sitting on his throne !
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