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By: BizarreNewsPublished: 08/07/2001
 
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MANCHESTER, England - Tellers at the Royal Bank of Scotland noticed one conspicuous customer wearing a fur hat and heavy coat on one of the hottest days of the year. His odd attire was explained when he robbed one of the tellers getting away with $8,500. He had just made it outside to his get away vehicle, a bicycle, when a die pack hidden among the cash exploded, knocking him off the bike. As he scooped up the money, his face became visible to the bank´s security camera. He persisted, though, and started off on the bike again, only to hit a curb, fall and drop more of the money. He ended up dropping two-thirds of the money behind trying to make the getaway. One officer said, His actions once he left the bank were bordering on the comical.

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a fur hat and a heavy coat (0 replies)
started by roger
(08.08.2001 10:23:34 AM EST)

on one of the hottest days of the year. Sounds like my wife.

Rock on!! Orgasm Donor

A fur hat? (0 replies)
started by nakedcanuck
(08.07.2001 3:44:01 PM EST)


How the heck can he afford that?
And I thought someone needs money to have really bad taste.

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Did they even catch him? (0 replies)
started by briredfern
(08.07.2001 11:10:59 AM EST)

I want the rest of the story.

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Just wondering .... (0 replies)  
started by marvin
(08.07.2001 7:34:36 AM EST)

if our wonderful legal system managed to convict him of the offence.


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