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Family Feud Has Mother Crying Fowl Play to Judge

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 08/08/2001
 
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LONDON - This sounds like an excerpt from a Jerry Springer Episode. Eliza Grose, 84, and her daughter Marcina Collins, 55, ended up in court to settle a family dispute. It seems that the two got in a brawl over who was to prepare supper. Grose reportedly struck the first blow with a rock-hard frozen chicken and a rolling pin, which Collins retaliated by hitting her mother repeatedly in the head with a meat tenderizer. Collins hit her mother so hard that she spent 11 days in intensive care and almost four months in hospital. Collins admitted causing grievous bodily harm and was given a 12-month jail sentence, suspended for two years.

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Omigaud! (0 replies)
started by meesha
(08.10.2001 12:38:11 PM EST)

That sounds like my in-laws! How did they find out about them?!?

*meow*

ummm (0 replies)
started by radman1
(08.09.2001 9:30:35 AM EST)

did the mother get anything?

Meat tenderizer... (3 replies)
started by briredfern
(08.08.2001 10:04:00 AM EST)

My meat is tender. Please be kind.

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Temper, temper (0 replies)
started by tjshere
(08.08.2001 5:49:32 AM EST)

Good thing they weren't preparing shish kabob that night. Someone might have gotten skewered.


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Jerrry!! Jerrry!! Jerrry!! (0 replies)  
started by nakedcanuck
(08.08.2001 2:03:24 AM EST)


Limey! That's a couple of strange birds.

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