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"But we will bring the weapons and, of course—we will bring the information forward on the weapons when they find them. And that will end up—end all this speculation. I understand there has been a lot of speculation over in Great Britain, we've got a little bit of it here, about whether or not the—whether or not the actions were based upon valid information. We can debate that all day long, until the truth shows up." —Bush, unwavering in his certainty that one way or another WMDs will appear in Iraq Source: The White House, "President Bush, Prime Minister Blair Discuss War on Terrorism," July 17, 2003
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"When I was a kid I had a friend who worked in a radio station. Whenever wewalked under a bridge, you couldn't hear what he said."
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#212 Galapagos turtles can take up to three weeks to digest a meal.
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Q: What's the difference between a paycheck and your dick?
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 Pot Smoker´s Pays ´High´ Price for Drug Usage | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 08/09/2001 | | |  |
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MUSKEGON, Michigan - A 40-year-old pot smoker watched his home go up in a puff of smoke after allegedly smoking marijuana and sniffing propane gas at the same time. Brian Allen Miller, of Muskegon, has been charged with unlawful possession or use of a harmful device causing property damage and could receive a maximum jail term of 20 years. Miller was reportedly in his bedroom with a 20-pound propane cylinder when the vapours ignited after he lit up a joint. The explosion blew part of his home off its foundation and started a fire which destroyed the building and damaged two neighboring houses. Miller has since moved to another house. Prosecutor Tony Tague said: If there was a charge for ignorance, this would be appropriate.
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Big Liberal government
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pyrtwist
(08.09.2001 4:09:15 PM EST)
Speak about Communism and the invasion and rape of freedom. The biggest intrusive government laws are ones dealling with drugs.
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Sniffing propane?
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started by
nakedcanuck
(08.09.2001 10:20:11 AM EST)
How do these people think of these things?
The Naked Canuck
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
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Huh?
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started by
tjshere
(08.09.2001 5:32:35 AM EST)
If the explosion blew his house off of its foundation, why didn't it blow him to kingdom come?
I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm better once than I ever was.
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