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Junior Entrepreneur Nabbed In Prostitution Ring

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 08/13/2001
 
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LONDON, England - A 13-year-old boy has been convicted of operating a prostitution ring at his local school. He recruited seven girls from the school and explained what he wanted them to do. After recruiting his ladies, this enterprising little pimp recruited the little Johns, also from his school. He charged them 10 pounds ($25) each for an hour.

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hey wait a sec (0 replies)
started by razor696
(08.16.2001 4:35:24 PM EST)

why is everyone else taking blame for this one? it's obviously me, since i'm the youngest person on goofball right now!

I have seen the horrors that lie beneath the earth, I have felt the icy breath of darkness upon my skin, and have been gripped by the skeletal talons of death itself. What prayer can ever heal the bleeding marks of Terror's Embrace?

Dream Exchange Rate (0 replies)
started by groveroa
(08.13.2001 4:24:24 PM EST)

If only it were true! an exchange rate of 2.5 Dollars to the pound. It's actually 1 pound is about 1.4 Dollars. So it was a cheap $14 session !!

At 13 years?!? (0 replies)
started by nakedcanuck
(08.13.2001 1:42:51 PM EST)


Damn, I soooo wish I had the internet when I was younger. The money I could have made.....

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Damn ! (0 replies)  
started by marvin
(08.13.2001 8:18:28 AM EST)

you had to go and drag this one up on me idn't you, even though its more than thirty years back !

Hahahahahahahahahahaha
Most enterprising indeed !

BTW £10 wont get you $25 these days either.


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