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Attacker Leaves His Own Mug Shots Behind

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 08/14/2001
 
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NEW YORK - A picture may be worth a thousand words, or 5 to 20 in the state pen. Police are searching for a taxi cab passenger after he allegedly attacked the driver and fled, but not before leaving more than a dozen photographs of himself on the back seat. The driver, Scott Lifshine, said that the man refused to pay his fare and tried to grab him in a headlock before running off. I hit the accelerator and then slammed on the brakes, throwing him off balance. I got a bloody lip and he wrenched my neck. Then he opened the back door and ran off, exclaimed Lifshine. He obviously didn´t intend to leave [the photos] behind, but that´s what he did.

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Candid Camera (0 replies)
started by nakedcanuck
(08.14.2001 4:25:37 PM EST)


Now that's a Kodak moment.

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Can we say stupid????? (0 replies)  
started by hotrodguy6969
(08.14.2001 1:13:11 AM EST)

Should have left his phone number&add..

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