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NEW MEXICO - The coordinator of a drunken-driving prevention program recently took the concept lead by example to a new level. The county arranged a drunk-driving awareness picnic, and attendees thought the coordinator, Linda Harris,was simply part of a demonstration when police stopped her and began to administer sobriety tests. A police officer noticed alcohol on Harris´s breath when she pulled up to the picnic, and her blood-alcohol level tested at .09 percent, which is just above the legal limit. Additionally, she failed four out of five coordination tests. She was officially arrested and charged with driving while intoxicated. What a lovely example indeed.
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willi
(08.18.2001 2:09:30 AM EST)
What is the purpose of a drunk-driving awareness picnic without a drunk driver to be aware of?
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