"The administration I'll bring is a group of men and women who are focused on what's best for America, honest men and women, decent men and women, women who will see service to our country as a great privilege and who willnot stain the house."-Des Moines Register debate, Iowa, Jan. 15, 2000
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Yo Mama ...
is so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!
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(U.S., September) Reedpoint, Montana stages a gentle alternative to Spain´s famous Running of the Bulls. Hundreds of sheep are released down Main Street for six blocks. There are also contests for the ugliest and pretties ewes while shepherds assemble to recite poetry.
Oh Lord, there's no chance that anybody will be gored,
but with lonely Montana cowboys chasing sheep, we won't be bored!
Ride 'em cowboy!
Montana...
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proverbialchump
(08.22.2001 11:26:53 PM EST)
Where men are men and sheep are nervous.
Montana
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nakedcanuck
(08.20.2001 4:06:29 PM EST)
Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, And Very Little Else
The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
Oh man!
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tjshere
(08.20.2001 3:43:33 AM EST)
This has got to be the most difficult "No comment" I've ever done, but I will indeed let it pass with no comment.
I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm better once than I ever was.
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