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(India, September). During the full moon, the 45,000 inhabitants of Pandhura divide into two groups and start hurling rocks at one another until sunset. In 1989,there were 616 casualties, including four deaths as a result of the event.
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Glass sucks 'cause
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willi
(08.25.2001 1:15:06 AM EST)
People who live in mud and grass houses can throw all the stones that they desire.
Stoners
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started by
proverbialchump
(08.22.2001 11:10:31 PM EST)
I guess thats one way of getting stoned.
Rock On, Pandhura!
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started by
willi
(08.21.2001 9:05:10 PM EST)
It only serves that a backwards civilization should come up with a backwards solution to its over-population problem.
Wow!
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started by
tjshere
(08.21.2001 10:04:17 AM EST)
If these people ever become advanced enough to invent the spear they'll really be in trouble.
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