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Note to Criminals: Turn off Your Pagers

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 08/29/2001
 
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CALIFORNIA - Police were looking for a spousal assault suspect recently when they thought to call the man´s beeper. Just a few moments later, The deputies that responded heard the beeper going off over their heads, said a Lancaster deputy.The man had been hiding in an apartment attic when an officer called the pager and heard it sound. The police backed out of the situation and the Special Enforcement Bureau were called.


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lmfao (0 replies)
started by bigjohn2
(08.30.2001 10:29:31 PM EST)

this is too damn funny...

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The police... (2 replies)  
started by proverbialchump
(08.29.2001 10:29:36 PM EST)

couldnt even apprehend a lousy wife beater, they need to get back up???

Solution: k-9, throw the dog up in the attic and let him chew.

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