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Right Hand Irks Zealot

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 08/30/2001
 
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NORFOLK, Virginia - A demented zealot cut of his right hand after reading the biblical verse, If thy right hand offends thee, cut it off and cast it from thee. He became convinced that his right hand had the number 666 ingrained in it and sawed it off. He refused to let doctors reattach the offending limb. It is not certain if the man decided to read passages from the Old Testament referring to circumcision.


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goes to show ya (0 replies)
started by mikemelick
(08.30.2001 9:43:58 PM EST)

religion will drive you around the bend

Ash? (0 replies)
started by nakedcanuck
(08.30.2001 10:28:43 AM EST)


Shades of the Evil Dead!

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started by marvin
(08.30.2001 3:55:32 AM EST)

testify to the fact either !


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