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A male adolescent came in at 2 a.m. with a complaint of belly button lint.


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Code Blue Emergency ! (0 replies)
started by marvin
(09.01.2001 11:42:04 AM EST)

Meanwhile a man having had a severe heart attack was kept waiting for four hours ....


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started by tjshere
(08.31.2001 2:25:09 AM EST)

When they removed it, his entire head caved in.


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And in sports, it the Lakers scored 101 points.

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