A 28-year old male was brought into the ER after an attemted suicide. The man had swallowed several nitroglycerin pills and a fifth of vodka. When asked about the bruises about his head and chest he said that they were from him ramming himself into the wall in an attempt to make the nitroglycerin explode.
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No really!
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tallen9632
(10.14.2001 3:40:03 AM EST)
Nobody is that stupid are they?
The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
At least
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started by
marvin
(09.02.2001 3:04:19 AM EST)
his heart was fine ! Hahahahahahahaha
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